Shitty Form Six School Ever

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

After I got enrolled in this school,I realise that my high school is the best school ever!In this blog,I named this school as "Shit",also save my trouble and time to type its real school name.The school authority often use the P&P schedule to assemble all the teacher for meeting,approximately twice a week,causing all the classes without teachers.Therefore,the school authority instructs us - the lower six,as babysitter to look after all the secondary students,prevent them to make noise and so on,it take us five periods of our schedule until the school end!What the hell is this?What use of coming to the school?Waste my goddamn freaking time!Although we are so-called"Pre-U University" student,the teaching style of this school toward the form six student still halt on stone age!During the first two week in my school life in "Shit",i get disciplinary action without any warning by the discipline teacher in "Shit",my hair was cut by my hairstylist in the school - Encik.Z.Encik.Z are also the teacher in charge of our PA2 subjects.Normally,before he start his classes,he would check all the previous homework that he had gave us,and said:"Those who didn't finish my work,Stand!"Okay lor,stand lor~"Next time whoever repeat this mistake,I gonna ask him/her to stand outside"Encik.Z said again.Haha...Freaking funny,I Arm Qhio and think"Why don't you ask them pull their ears and crouch up and down repeatly like those primary kids often do"Encik.Z said again:"Those who didn't finish ur work,finish it now by standing"Okay lor,do lor.Out of the blue,one of my classmates finish fill in the data in a table successfully,Encik.Z suddenly said:"Lets give a big applause to her!"Walao,You nerd,You twerp,You sad excuse of human being!Such simple thing,everyone can do it also,why don't you give her Hello Kitty or Power Ranger sticker as encouragement,or paste a Ultraman's stamp in her worksheet la,you need class fund to buy the signet for u mah?What cartoon you want?On the other hand,another discipline teacher named Puan.N,the way she punish the students who against the school rules and regulations are totally absurd,ridiculous and devastating.After she punish a student,she often say this line of words:"If you do sembahyang,these things won't happen to you!"I lift up one's eye to the skies,to heave a deep sign."Are you crazy?Are you racist or prejudice against those who aren't Islamist?So this is nothing to do with my ethnicity?Lunatic!

神奇老师 - Encik.A的传奇

Monday, July 6, 2009

第一堂Encik.A的课...
班长:Assalamualaikum!<全班起立>

Encik.A:不用不用,我没有资格叫你们跟我请安,因为你们已经算是个成年人了,跟我的身份一样,所以不用跟我请安。以后上我的课堂,欲想上厕所的人,直接去不用问我。我的课堂不用作业跟参考书,带你们的脑就可以了,我讲的东西写进你们的脑就行了。我给的Assignment你们要做就做,不要做也没有关系,反正吃亏的不是我。

本人:......

第二堂Encik.A的课...
进来跟我们哈啦15分钟后,电话突然响起...

Encik.A:对不起,我临时有事,现在就要走,你们要回的可以回了。<还有半个小时才放学>

本人:......

第三堂Encik.A的课... Encik.A11.50am进入课室...

Encik.A:好,我只能待到12.00pm,就要离开了,所以我只能讲解十分钟的课。

本人:......

第四堂Encik.A的课... Encik.A课堂结束时间是1.45pm...

Encik.A:我的课上到几点?

学生A:1.20pm<学生A故意作弄老师的地说>

Encik.A:就是现在啦~好吧,我今天就上到这儿,大家可以回家了。

本人:妈的...

四零吉九十仙的故事

Saturday, July 4, 2009

人为财死,鸟为食亡。这个道理真的是一点也没有错~Mr.T是让我对这句名句影响至深的大人物。经过哥哥一番道理后,我决定听从哥哥劝告,不拿历史科改拿地理科,隔天就跟Mr.T商量,问Mr.T要换课系吗?结果Mr.T跟我说“拿Geografi的人以后没有前途的,没有用处,拿历史比较好,比较有用~”Ok咯~他讲我以后没有前途喔!在这之前,我跟他商量我哥哥所说的Geografi比Sejarah利多于弊后,他还是想要拿Sejarah。我想我已经做尽了一个朋友该做的责任吧。结果过了两天后,Mr.T突然说他要拿Geografi==ll,理由是什么呢?是因为他去询问Pn.Chan有关Geografi的东西,我想Pn.Chan应该也是费尽九牛二虎之力才成功将Mr.T说服吧~我问他“Mr.T啊~Pn.Chan跟你讲什么你才肯换去Geografi?”结果他的答案跟我哥哥讲的都差不多一样~最后他再加多一句“所以我觉得Geografi比较好。”哑口无言,打从心里真的没有话讲。故事的高潮现在才开始,由于Mr.T之前就买了一本Sejarah的参考书,但因为换课系了,所以想将那本参考书转卖出去,原本RM34.90,他要转卖出去的价钱是RM34.00,扣RM0.90。虽然是刚买的,但是书皮表面上已经少许的破旧,所以看起来蛮陈旧的。Mr.T跟Mr.B是从中学就认识的朋友,Mr.T声称他跟Mr.B感情很好,每次有什么事,他都会帮Mr.B的。然后,他就将那本参考书推荐给Mr.B,但是Mr.B开价RM30.00,Mr.T顿时脸色变Colour鸟。回到课室后,Mr.T开始说“瓦老,以前有什么事,我都是帮他,现在竟敢出价RM30.00,四块九勒!四块九勒!<<注意!两遍!>>做人不可以这样的,像他这种人一定会有报应的,这样斤斤计较!”ZzZ,我很累!不想劝他了,也不知道要怎样劝~因为这件事,Mr.T闷了两天。终于,Mr.T找到了一个买家平且答应Mr.T的“合理”价钱,也承诺明天将会带钱给Mr.T。结果...隔天...那位善心人说“可以RM33.00吗?”Colour有变鸟,“之前不是商量好了吗?做么这样的?哪里可以这样的?”我仰望天空长叹一口气。“算了吧,卖给他吧~”我劝Mr.T。“哪里可以?一块钱勒!”瓦流,我真的很想哭~但是最终还是以RM33.00成交价卖出去了,但是Mr.T还是有少许不服气。

全JB最烂的中六学校!

上了这间学校的中六后,才深深发觉当年高中学校的好。我在这里将这所学校取名叫“烂”,不想透露“烂”的真名,也顺便省掉我打那么多字! “烂”很喜欢利用P&P的时间来召集老师们开会,也不知道要讨论什么,每个礼拜都会很频密的召集老师开会, 在老师开会的期间,大部分的课室都是没有“掌门人”,也就是老师,因此“烂”就吩咐低六的我们去帮忙当保姆, 看管那些中学生,避免他们吵闹以及喧哗,一看就是用了我们五堂课,直接放学!这是什么鬼?浪费时间! “烂”很好笑的地方,学生们可以大大方方的拿电话出来聊天,在食堂...... 中六也同称“大学预备班”,虽然还不算是一个完完全全的大学生,大致上也应该算是半个大学生, 但是“烂”对中六采用的教育方式仿佛还停留在中学阶段,甚至可能还是小学阶段。 刚上“烂”的第二个礼拜就中剪头发,剪我头发的老师就是我最敬爱的Encik.Z,Encik.Z也是负责教我们PA2的级任老师,他的教学方式像足了小学老师。每次上他的课的时候,他都会检查我们之前的功课, 然后说“谁没有做我的功课的人,请站起来,UP...!在我还没有检查之前自动站起来,UP...!” 其实没有“UP...!”啦,我自己加的。Ok咯~站咯!然后他又讲“下次谁在没有做功课的话, 罚他们站外面。哈哈,我Arm Qhio一下心想“要不然这样啦,拉耳朵蹲上蹲下啦!” “那些站住的把功课做完了才可以坐下”Encik.Z说到。Ok啦~做咯,课堂进行到一半, 班上有一位女同学成功的把Jadual里面的Data填满了,Encik.Z突然间说“来,我们给她来一个掌声!” 瓦老!你给她Power Ranger或者Hello Kitty的Sticker啦~酱简单的事谁不会做! 或者在她的作业本上印一个Ultraman的印章啦,要用班费帮你买那个印章吗?你要什么Cartoon?接下来是我们的训导主任,我也不知道为什么中六会有训导主任来鸟我们啦,是一个水桶腰围蛤蟆脸的马来婆,每次一些学生中她罚的时候,她都会讲一句话“如果你有Sembahyang的话,就不会发生这种事的”完了咯,我没有话讲鸟,你赢鸟。酱神?Sembahyang就可以顶掉一切灾难?